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What is URBANA SPEAKZ?Why Should I send an URBANA SPEAKZ card?You should use URBANA SPEAKZ if you…How do I get started?What are CUSTOM CARDS?What size are the cards?What are the prices?How can I pay for my card?When will it be delivered?How often do you add new URBANA SPEAKZ images?
WHAT IS URBANA SPEAKZ? URBANA SPEAKZ is a card company with flavor… in other words a heartfelt poem and image that delivers someone the message YOU want to SAY. Whether you want to say “Hey, I screwed up”, “I love you lots”, or “Happy Birthday”, URBANA SPEAKZ will enthrall your reader with our lyrical-leaps and vibes. WHY SHOULD I SEND AN URBANA SPEAKZ CARD? Frankly, we say it the way no one else does. From Coltrane to Lil Wayne… if you’re a person who thinks the VIBE is as IMPORTANT as the MESSAGE then you will no longer be satisfied with a normal “store” card to express yourself. Sure, in a crunch that’s what you USED to do… send a standard greeting when you wanted to reach out and touch someone. Now with URBANA SPEAKZ your touch will be the unique vibrations of your soul (not someone else’s).
YOU SHOULD USE URBANA SPEAKZ IF YOU.... * Have something to say, and could never find the words in a conventional card * Need it to speak in your language, with a natural flow that feels authentic * Are shy and want to “break the ice” in your own unique way * Want to let someone know in no uncertain terms to “leave me alone!” in a funny or disarming way * Just need a uniquely original way to let someone know that you do or don’t care * Want to cheer someone up, or not… we’ve got that too! * If no one else has what you want, with our customization choice you KNOW WE DO! HOW DO I GET STARTED? Ready? Set. GO! * Select a card cover "AS IS" from one of the categories and place your order (each card is available in jumbo 9'x12" sizing). * Many cards provide several poetic options from different writers, however, if you have trouble finding the PERFECT “POEM”, you can have one PERSONALIZED for the person receiving it for a great price! * Or, go with our "MIX-N-MATCH" Feature:
WHAT ARE CUSTOM CARDS? * Your comments/thoughts/feelings are typed in practically verbatim during a brief interview. This insures that we capture the perfect "vibe" for your special occasion or circumstance. NO TOPIC IS TABOO, and our renowned writers have crafted for everything from I LOVE YOU to I'M LEAVING YOU. * One of our nationally acclaimed poets then turns your interview comments into a custom crafted poem outlining many of the details you provided. The poem is read to you for your approval or edits. * The final design stage of your custom card is you choosing the perfect cover from the URBANA SPEAKZ gallery to complement your poem. (From time to time, at the company's discretion, our designers will "gift" you with a newly illustrated cover designed specifically for your card). * You also have the option of sending our designers a photo that will be graphically enhanced to create a beautiful card cover with instant visual sentimentality. Please see our PHOTO CARDS page for examples.
WHAT SIZE ARE THE CARDS? All cards are available in either standard size (5" x 7") or JUMBO (9" x 12"). WHAT ARE THE PRICES? All cards with custom poetry are produced in JUMBO sizing (unless you specify standard sizing) and are available to you for $17.00 and up, which includes shipping and handling within the United States. HOW CAN I PAY FOR MY CARD? We make it so simple, it’s silly. Place your order on the SHOP TODAY! Page, where you select the size and style option. To pay directly through PayPal click here.
WHEN WILL IT BE DELIVERED? Your cards are mailed out on Wednesday of each week (RUSH status also available for a small additional fee), and delivered via first class mail within the United States. Additional shipping charges apply if outside of the United States. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADD NEW URBANA SPEAKZ IMAGES? As of today, we have many dynamic URBANA SPEAKZ cards to choose from and we are adding new greetings each month. We currently have hundreds of poems awaiting production, so stay tuned! |
